Well douche your snatch and let's go!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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