just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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