lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
is that a dick in a sweater?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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