alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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