Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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