Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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