no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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