I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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