I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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