ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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