whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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