he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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