So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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