so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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