We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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