I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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