i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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