....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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