Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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