I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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