We won't sleep together?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
As shirtless as possible
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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