Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
