why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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