I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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