I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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