butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
