Only a mothe r could love this liver
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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