there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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