we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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