In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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