I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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