For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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