just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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