But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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