So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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