someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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