i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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