office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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