took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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