Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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