the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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