I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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