There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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