"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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