I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
