Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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