Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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