I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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