8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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