What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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