Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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