wanna go halves on a baby?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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