i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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