Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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