It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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