she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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