Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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