Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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