I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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