I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize
